yourbadgrrl:

Sounds perfect to me!

myredbike:

And on the back it says:

Kiss her the way she wants it * Pinch her ass in inappropriate locations * Surprise her in the shower * Make her cum with your mouth * Bend her over when she least expects it * Rub her clit with the head of your cock * Suck her nipples * Fuck her gently * Fuck her hard * Fuck her often * Make her suck your cock * Whisper dirty things to her in public * Watch her use toys * Masturbate for her * Spank her ass *  Always make her cum * Tell her she is the only one

Those eyes can freeze a man in his tracks.  Simply AMAZING

arcaneimages:

Happy Birthday to the “Bat Pack!” Peter Cushing’s birthday was yesterday, May 26, Vincent Price and Christopher Lee were both born on May 27th. Via William Forsche

arcaneimages:

Happy 101 to Vincent Price!
Born Vincent Leonard Price Jr. May 27, 1911.

spankandtickle:

piercedalbert:

eternamentegrasso:

Dead.

Fucking awesome

~ Hysterically funny!!!

Almost fell out of my chair laughing the moment I saw this.